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Joke of the Day
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"
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"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."
"Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood."
"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"
"Nancy Grace just called pot smokers ""fat and lazy"". Right. Unlike the buff marathon runners home 4 o'clock on a Monday watching your show."
"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."
"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"
"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."
"Whats the hardest part about roller skating Telling your parents you are gay"
"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."