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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Your resume says you have a ""take no prisoners attitude"". You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?"

"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."

"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""

"I work as a Lie Detector for police interrogations. At least it's honest work."

"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."

"Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas? Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc."

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."

"Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? A: An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"sometimes I'm really not sure which KKK is the worst, the racist one, or kim, kourtney & khloe."

"I currently live in a college apartment with four other dudes... we go through toilet paper like Hitler went through the Jews"