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Joke of the Day

"I currently live in a college apartment with four other dudes... we go through toilet paper like Hitler went through the Jews"

"Did you know Thailand has a military? It does a good job of separating the ladyboys from the ladymen."

"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."

"What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision ? A rip off."

"Knock, knock Who's there? Cecile. Cecile who? Cecile the d-door! There's a m-monster outs-s-side!"

"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na naaa"

"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"

"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""