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Joke of the Day

"I currently live in a college apartment with four other dudes... we go through toilet paper like Hitler went through the Jews"

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."

"I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more"

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"Cop: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!"""

"Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na."

"Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over."

"Hi I am an NSA employee Tell me anything."