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"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""
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"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"
"Usain Bolt doesn't know shit bout speed compared to a parent putting their hand over their kids mouth when they see someone w/ an eye patch."
"Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting. But no gorillas were shot on my watch."
"I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather. They call him the Raining Champion."
"An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone."
"You know what's a good joke? The CSS of this subreddit"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"
"MUST WATCH heartwarming video! Limbless man rents himself as talking door stop for rich people to afford daughter's seizure medication."
"Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all the money they get from the tooth fairy"