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Joke of the Day
"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."
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"The cheetah is the fastest land mammal right after a politician backpedaling about an opinion he didn't want the public to know about"
"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"
"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."
"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"
"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."
"Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the microwave until its bill withers."
"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."
"What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble? A woe boat."