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Joke of the Day
"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."
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"I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool."
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"What if one of your testicle is smaller than other? What would you do?"
"A One Liner Tried to catch some fog yesterday.....but I mist."
"Is it true that Martha Washington had wooden boobs?"
"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."
"You don't know... ...until you find out!"
"*on first date* Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?"