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Joke of the Day
"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."
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"Do those ""selfie sticks"" retract, or do you just have to walk around like a doofus with a stick all day?"
"I'm surprised my son doesn't think his name is 'stopit'"
"What does a black man do when faced with the death penalty? Nigga pleads."
"Why do Europeans hate American food? Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet."
"I asked my friend from New Zealand how many times he'd had sex... but he fell asleep before he could tell me."
"Why did the monkey cross the road? To loot the pharmacy on the other side"
"Touching story There is a boy and girl, the boy touched the girl, girl touched the boy. What a touching story."
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"girl: brrrr it's cold haha me: you... you want my kimono?"