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Joke of the Day
"I work as a Lie Detector for police interrogations. At least it's honest work."
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"To the people who have lost one shoe on the side of the road... Are you okay? How does that even happen?"
"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."
"If I was a fashion designer Id call myself ""who"" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say ""Who?"" ""Yes who?"" ""Yes."""
"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"
"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."
"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""
"[Commercial for hobbies] Like drugs for people who don't do drugs. ""HOBBIES"""
"If you have no regrets you're either a liar or an asshole."
"What's a tick's favorite food? A tic tac"