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Joke of the Day

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."

"I'm not a basic Jew, I'm Hasidic."

"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."

"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"

"What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left? Mumbai"

"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"

"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."

"Suicide Squad spoiler: Jared Leto's Joker is so twisted he puts big spoons in the drawer slots where the little spoons go."

"Why did the plant get sentenced to death? Cause bush did 9/11"