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Joke of the Day

"The best part about Christmas Eve is when grandma gets drunk and tries to fight everyone."

"What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair"

"What did Jesus say when he made his return? ""Hey guys! What's goin on? Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"""

"So a redditor was on a date with his girlfriend..."

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono"

"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."

"Going to McDonald's is like going to the strip club... At first you're pumped and excited on the idea then you leave feeling dirty and ashamed."

"[NSFW] What do a pizza delivery person and a gynecologist have in common? They both get to smell it, but can't eat it."

"*walks by HR door for 11th time to see if she's not there so I can take some candy off her desk* HR: Do you need something Josh? me: Nope"