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Joke of the Day

"How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys....."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."

"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."

"What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger? Toot uncommon"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."

"What's the biggest lie on the internet? ""Thank you for **choosing** Comcast."" Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*."

"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."

"How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech? Are you talking to me?"