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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise? A: It was all-oink-lusive."

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"Did you know, some bees can produce milk? They're called boo-bees."

"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"

"Have you tried complaining about it for hours?"

"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."

"Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will"

"[during dinner on a date] ""I'm currently in university"" how long is your degree? ""normally a year, but I have dial up, so probably 2"""

"Where do mathematicians go to gamble? Sine city"

"Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"