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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger? Toot uncommon"
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"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."
"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"
"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"TIL the shorter urinals aren't for kids. They're for black dudes that need room to dangle."
"I have nothing to eat All i have is a bunch of old vegetables, but all they do is talk about Vietnam."
"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."
"What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria? Darth Mall."