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Joke of the Day
"How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech? Are you talking to me?"
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"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"What's a racist bakers favourite ingredient? WHITE FLOUR!"
"I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay"
"[first date] HIM: Can I call you sometime? HER: [slowly slides napkin over phone] You can't... I lost my phone"
"How do you know when you should get a puppy? When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out"
"Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!"
"I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away..."
"Feminism! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper? A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!"
"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on The Voice"