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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them."

"What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!"

"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."

"Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University"

"you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves."

"A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep's intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep."

"A man goes to a doctor with a large, dirty toad on his head. The doctor asks, ""What seems to be the problem?"" And the toad replies, ""Hey, Doc, there's something stuck to my ass."""

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"

"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"

"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"