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Joke of the Day
"Where does a bee put its stinger? In its honey"
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"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."
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"I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend. He got his finger caught in a wedding band."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl+S"
"I went on a scavenger hunt the other day. I shot a vulture."
"Went to Syria last month.. Had a blast."
"I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can't come, let me know."
"My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly. ""Which one?"" I replied, ""Chris Jr, or the girl one?"""
"My dad got fired from the local calendar shop He kept taking days off"