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Joke of the Day

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word ""facial"" is used."

"What did Melania Trump say after being stopped by an officer? License and registration, please."

"I stopped trying to keep up with the Kardashians. I'm too out of shape."

"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"What does the pedophile jew say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""

"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."

"What is yellow and eats beetles for a living? Yoko Ono."

"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator"

"Why can't you fool aborted babies? Because they weren't born yesterday."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."