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"Accidentally texted my dad ""have a hood day"" and he shot three people"
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"How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Because it is not called a teethbrush."
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"what did the handsome highschool boy wear to school? a whole lot of DAAAAAMN DANIEL"
"I like my women like I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"
"18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues. Me: ..."
"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."
"Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away. Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs."
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."