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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"

"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"

"New job I recently got a new job assisting a one-armed typist with capital letters. It was shift work"

"What did the dwarf pimp say to his working girl? Hi hoe, hi hoe. It's off to work you go!"

"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."

"Flirting is a way of life, the moment you stop is when you're dead ... then your spouse cleans the gun and places it in your hand."

"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"

"So Hitler was helping Anne Frank with her homework. She was having alot of trouble with it, so Hitler said ""It's ok Anne, you just need more concentration!"""

"Israel is like STOP TOUCHING ME and Palestine is like YOU'RE TOUCHING ME and Hillary is like I WILL PULL THIS CAR OVER."

"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."