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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a girls ass"
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"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"Turn off autocorrect? Challinje aceptid."
"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson"
"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."
"When interviewer asks to describe yourself > Interviewer1: Describe yourself > Interviewee: HIRED > Interviewer2: [Whispers] Holy shit can she do that?"