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Joke of the Day

"How does one even? It simply doesn't, because it's odd."

"What did the statue say to the chair? Chair? Statue?! :D"

"A recent study concluded that chickens lay more eggs when they get music in their coops... But only if it is Bach."

"Two fish in a tank. One asks: How do you drive this thing?"

"I was going to make a Nazi joke but. It is out of mein kampfort zone."

"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."

"Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said ""Would you like a plug for it?"" The idiot replied ""Oh I didn't know it was electric."""

"Why are programmers so consumeristic? Because they're object oriented."

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton? Ivanka didn't keep the dress"

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."