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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a woman with a Banksy tattoo. She must be a really deep sleeper!"
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"My neighborhood barber just went to jail for dealing drugs... I never knew he was a barber.."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A lot. Many Hans make light work."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"
"Dear Sepp Blatter... There's only one Robert Mugabe... Yours Truly... Life"
"[i walk in with broken ribs and face bleeding] yeah but you should see the other guy! [cut to: horse just chilling in a field enjoying life]"
"If you tweet about orthopedic shoes enough, you don't even need to write ""No DMs"" in your bio."
"After watching Interstellar, I really want to buy a Lincoln."
"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."
"What do you call your mom who used to be your dad? A transparent ( )"