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Joke of the Day
"If you tweet about orthopedic shoes enough, you don't even need to write ""No DMs"" in your bio."
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"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""
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