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Joke of the Day

"Roses are... Roses are grey, Violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and Canadian, eh?"

"What do you call a frog that's in the mood? A HORNY TOAD!"

"Smoke marijuana... Smoke marijuana, Take over the government, This is a high coup."

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."

"What do you call a Russian snake that's eating its own tail? An ouroboris"

"I always cry at wedding ceremonies because I don't want to be there."

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."

"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"

"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."

"-40 outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes."