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Joke of the Day
"Roses are... Roses are grey, Violets are grey, i'm colourblind, and Canadian, eh?"
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"Shout out to anyone who is wondering what the opposite of in is."
"I would love to go to the bar tonight but, people."
"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""
"My cat is an artist He drew blood"
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive... I'd have a dollar, thanks mom"
"Students, unfollow me now. Tonight's drunk subtweets might sting a little. Especially you Britney. Your lab report was a pile of dog shit."
"Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? Because they knead the dough."
"""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"" is actually a song about everything that will hurt when you hit about 30 years old."
"good morning class *farts* today we'll *farts* be learning *farts* abou *farts* oh god *farts* call an ambula *farts* it hurts so much *fa"