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Joke of the Day

"The movie was better than the book because I'm illiterate."

"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."

"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? 'cause if they fell forward, they'd still be in the Fuckin' boat! I'll show myself out."

"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist"

"I was having a good day until my imaginary friend stole my coloring book & crayons & he demands $100 for their return. What a stressful day!"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my dick"

"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."

"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."