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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""

"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force."

"What do you call a fear of deadly snakes? Common sense."

"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"

"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."

"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..."

"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."