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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."

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"Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?"
"How many men does it take to fix a women's watch? Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!"
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"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"
"Rules for rap battling Eminem: 1. Do not let Eminem go first. 2. Do not let Eminem go second."
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"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"
"[NSFW] My priest told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He told me, ""The confessional is getting all sticky."""
"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"