192468
Joke of the Day
"Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!"
Next Joke
"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"
"I just yawned on the bus and two dudes gave me their phone numbers."
"I don't know what I'd do without Twitter. Probably my work."
"How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you'll see pacman while brushing your teeth."
"""The Sun is dying. We need help"" the scientists are speechless. Cool Dad kicks in the door & removes his shades ""It's daylight savings time"""
"""We're going to need a bigger pocket."" - iPhone 6 Plus"
"Why do fencers love Reddit? Because of all the *ripostes*"
"My sister married a black man He's a lawyer. So now I have a brother in law."
"What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! ""Kill for me,"" he rasps."