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Joke of the Day

"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best"

"If life gives you melons. You're probably dyslexic."

"How do you make a dead baby float? 1 cup of milk 2 scoops of dead baby."

"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"

"There was a black out in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him."

"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."

"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."

"My dad: See, when you said you'd met a ""special someone"" we thought... Me: Go on. My dad: Me: [taking hold of the penguin's flipper] GO ON."