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Joke of the Day

"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."

"Nutella: A reason to buy bread."

"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"What do a brick and I have in common? We both get laid by hand."

"Clearly, who ever said ""more than a hand full is a waste"" never have actually had their hand on more than a hand full."

"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""

"People keep making apocalypse jokes... Like there's no tomorrow"

"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."

"What do you call a spouse of 30 years? A stalemate."