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Joke of the Day
"The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire"
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"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."
"I was asked to grade Caitlyn Jenner I went with a D-"
"My girlfriend found a spot between her boobs this morning, the doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button."
"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"
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"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"I got caught masturbating by the fedex guy I shouldn't have answered the door, but you gotta sign for that shit or wait til he comes again."
"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."