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Joke of the Day

"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."

"My cattle ate my entire pot field. The steaks have never been higher."

"What do old women and cottage cheese have in common? They come in chunks."

"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"

"You know how they say ""Good guys finish last""? Maybe thats why my mistress has never had an orgasm..."

"Interviewer: may we contact your previous employers? [cut to the giant grave in the desert where I buried them all] Me: lol you could try"

"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"

"Its important you remember that unprotected phone sex........"

"Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me."

"Why people don't offer chair to Sean Connery when he comes? Because he shits on it."