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Joke of the Day

"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"

"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."

"Why does superman have balls of steel? I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well"

"The embarrasing email Hillary Clinton doesn't want anyone to know about [deleted]"

"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?"

"the year is 2086 and pizzas are delivering young men to your house"

"Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news"

"Why are pot heads always so condescending? They always think they're higher then others"

"What is the bird synonymous with abstinence The Swallow"