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Joke of the Day

"At the funeral home How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated? Hmm No risk do both."

"irony - Using words to mean the opposite of their literal meaning. ironey - Made of iron."

"What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles!"

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south. Nothing, someone's losing the trailer."

"If we are not if we are not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge ?"

"People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating."

"What did the fish thief say to the cops when he turned himself in? I gillt was killing me."

"Auto correct is my worst enema."

"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."

"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."