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Joke of the Day
"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."
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"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added ""they fall right off"""
"""youre acting like a big baby"" wow great observation dipshit i am basically a baby that has aged a lot and gained weight. we all are"
"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"
"What do you call a rooster from China? Caucasian"
"Rick Astley asked for my Disney films the other day. I said, you can have Cars and Toy Story, but I'm never gonna give you Up."
"Where do the stormtroopers like to eat? At the Bo Buffet"
"[sees baby drooling] um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat"