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Joke of the Day

"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"

"I wouldn't say I never exercise... Occasionally, my nose runs."

"What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!"

"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."

"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."

"Have you seen the new French Flag? It's a white cross on top of a white background."

"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"Why did the Titanic have a hard time getting a date? It couldn't break the ice."

"What do your sister and snow have in common? I plow both."