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Joke of the Day

"What does the letter K have in common with my cousins They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together"

"Who's the most flexible man in the Bible? Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"

"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""

"Police officers are really sore losers when you race them"

"Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own."

"[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs"

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"[speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?"

"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."

"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"