25531
Joke of the Day
"I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to ""it's complicated""."
Next Joke
"Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 5 years sober"
"aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out"
"Do you think it's weird that the only reason we still have landlines is so cops in movies can wake each other up in the middle of night?"
"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."
"If I got a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive .. .. I'd eventually be attractive."
"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"
"Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head? From a distance they look like hares!"
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."
"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"