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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"
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"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"
"What do you call a confused Chinese guy? Wong Wei"
"I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect."
"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."
"Apple CEO While world is crazy about Apple........ its CEO is crazy about bananas"
"Him: 'Sorry Mr Hill, no last minute call from the Governor. Any last words?' Me: -whimpering 'She squeezed the toothpaste from the middle'"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog."
"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."