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Joke of the Day
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
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"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."
"Canadian light beers are like having sex on the beach. It's fucking close to water."
"Communism jokes aren't funny Unless everyone gets them"
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"A horse walks in to a bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender is also a horse. Everyone human is a horse now. Our lives are simultaneously more and less complicated."
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"
"My neighbor stopped by to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bicycles Bull shit, my dogs don't even have bicycles!"
"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"