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Joke of the Day
"Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he gets a hole in one"
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"Before he started smoking cigarettes, Coolio was just called io."
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"Wearing 'EarPods' is my favorite way of making the rest of the world believe my verbal outbursts are part of a heated phone conversation."
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"
"Gay porn is so funny, I can't keep a straight face while watching it."
"I don't like going to the beach. I'm a playa hater."
"FYI: If someone says ""I'm game,"" you can legally shoot them. You should probably check your state and local hunting regulations though."
"So a deaf girl hit on me today... It was a sign"
"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"