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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dun tsshh"

"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."

"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"

"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."

"Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll? Because he's a C sponge!"

"What deal did the undead entrepreneurial cattle farmer advertise? Shit for Brains"

"You heard the rumour going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."

"What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel."

"There are some problems in life that can be solved with chocolate....others require a full clip and a shovel."

"Sad day--NBC said no to my TV idea, 'Celebrity Q-tip Cams', where we go deep inside the ears of the stars."