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Joke of the Day

"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"What does a ghost say after a bad joke? Booo Hahahaha *I'm so lonely*"

"What did little Suzy spy with her little eye? A cataract."

"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."

"Something with high frequency hit me It really hertz"

"Wife: This milk is 30 seconds past due, time to throw it out. Me: This milk is lumpy. I need a fork."

"What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours."

"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."

"What do Apple and Blackberry have in common? Neither one has Jobs."