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Joke of the Day

"How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? They both punchup the fuckline."

"you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know"

"Came up with a somewhat original dead child joke today. How is a ten year old different from a pizza? Pizza doesn't beg for you to finish it off when you only eat half of it."

"I like pressing f5. It's so refreshing."

"Why does Popeye have the perfect dick? Because he's always dipping it in Olive Oyl."

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted"

"I just join reddit and suddenly discover that my name is is on the front page! ^so ^upvotes. much karma. ^^^wow."

"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"

"Dating Tip: Surprise the woman you are courting with a bouquet of cats"

"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"