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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus."

"I love people. However, most of them are fictional characters."

"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."

"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"

"Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a customer."

"Babies are like Starbucks because they're expensive as shit and yet you still forget them on the roof of your car"

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"So weird that before we invented cars, if you hated someone you keyed their horse."

"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."