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Joke of the Day

"What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"

"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"

"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""

"I'm so out of shape, I can't even run away from my insecurities."

"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"

"A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is... It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."