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Joke of the Day
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"
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"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."
"Fuck a horse.... Enjoy a stable relationship"
"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."
"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."
"[1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo"
"Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus."
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."
"my 2 yr old today: Mom how'd you get past the cognitivie dissonance of having me even tho climate change will render the world uninhabitable"
"""Hello, this is Steve, my wife is listening."" - How I answer every phone call since my wife bought Bluetooth for my car."