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Joke of the Day
"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."
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"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."
"I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."
"On this new diet where I eat carbs and then more carbs and then the carbs cross each other out."
"I have OCD and ADHD... So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he's 0k now."
"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"