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Joke of the Day
"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."
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"Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood? Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblr_inline_ntae7hsEL21tw80r8_1280.jpg"
"Problems I've got 99 problems and they're all first world."
"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"
"My dad always told me to watch out for number one... ... he bites."
"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"Knock knock Who's there? Ana Ana who? Ana gonna tell you"
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."
"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"