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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between reddit and Facebook About a week"

"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."

"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."

"What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand? I sink therefore I am."

"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"

"There are 3 types of people in this world People who can't count and people who can."

"These Egyptian fireworks are nice. Oh wait, they are planes."

"What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!"

"A man goes to a halloween party wearing nothing but his pants The host asks, "" Hey, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"" The man replies, ""I am a premature ejaculation"""

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."