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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A ""coup d'isaster""."
Next Joke
"What's the hottest thing in China right now? A Tibetan monk on fire."
"Wished my wife a 'Happy Valentine's ay!' I'll give her the D later."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."
"I've heard so many drunken Irish jokes, it's gettin' old... ...not everyone's a drunkard in me ~~Publin~~ Dublin."
"FORD Fix or Repair Daily."
"*takes a home pregnancy test* *finds out home is pregnant* *calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*"
"If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY. That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside."
"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"
"Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time"