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Joke of the Day

"How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane."

"What kind of cake stops blowjobs? (NSFW) Weddding Cake"

"I think we should find time today to send a friend request to Myspace Tom on Facebook; he was there for us when we didn't have any friends."

"It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it."

"What is the smallest book in history? French War Victories."

"Why is Trump never on top? Because he always fucks up."

"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"

"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."

"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"

"Classic rock is like listening to drugs."