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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a can after it completes college? A graduated cylinder."

"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."

"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."

"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"the first rule of OCD club is that there must be a second rule so we have an even number of rules"

"I want to become famous... so that one day, when people approach me asking ""Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"" I can reply with ""I don't know, do you watch a lot of porn?"""

"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."

"Separation anxiety is common among toddlers, dogs, and would-be divorcees finding out how much divorcing costs."