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Joke of the Day

"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."

"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"

"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"

"You really shouldn't mess with rickshaw drivers They run the streets."

"If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions."

"Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money."

"TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!"

"*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* ""Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."""

"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"

"How did the stem cell break it to his girl? It's not you; it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago"