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Joke of the Day

"so, apparently trump is living in trump tower and not the white house one more reason why i want to blow up the tower"

"I was in a nightclub grinding on a girl. When someone said, ""What the fuck are you doing with that skateboard?"""

"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."

"I used to have to read my kids a bedtime story every single night until I started randomly killing off characters to amuse myself."

"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""

"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""

"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"

"The ""I got your nose"" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she'll call security."